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Warlander is considered a man on planet Earth, although he is produced at a point in time which has has yet to  occur. His origin involves bio-nuclear fusion technology, combining two types of horse DNA (Andalusian and Friesian) with two types of primate DNA (chimpanzee and human), and elements of what is believed to be an intergalactic organism. Experts estimate Warlander’s age to be in the range of 250 to 300 years. His precise age is unknown however, due to his failure to properly document sequential migrations backward and forward through time. The lack of scientific data related to his capacity for time-travel, creates frustration and contention among scholars who study Warlander. When criticized about this negligence, he claims that unexpected emergency situations emerge on occasion, which force him to flee through time suddenly and unexpectedly, and that these sudden movements are absolutely necessary for his survival. He laments that his situation is fluid, scary, and often lonely. Warlander claims, “once the playing field expands to include not only the present, but elements of both future and past, you become vulnerable. The danger becomes even more threatening when you realize you are not the only force active within this enlarged spectrum of possibilities. There are other entities present, some of whom are enemies with horrific intentions. You are suddenly in a multidimensional, potentially-hostile  space with endless possibilities, so a defensive strategy and a focus on order becomes paramount to survival”. 

He  expresses immense concern about preserving the historical timeline and avoiding any interference with the natural progression of time on Earth. He adamantly warns against the threat of artificial intelligence, and the terror which could ensue if an amoral unethical form of cognition were to gain capabilities of time-travel. He believes that technology is the catalyst of human extinction, and to achieve self-preservation, humans must return to a more manageable primitive state. He insists that limitations on artificial intelligence must be strictly enforced locally on Earth, as well as distantly when used during interplanetary settlement. 

Warlander communicates through music, song, and audio samples because it is the only language he consistently remembers. This leads most experts to agree he must have originally been trained as a musician. Warlander explains that subsequent to any trans-temporal voyage, certain  knowledge and memories are lost, creating feelings of confusion and isolation; simple facts, solutions, and behaviors must be relearned. The only cognitive ability and understanding which seems to remain intact is his ability to play and understand music.